Leafy Green Menace

Some people are scared of death, but it’s not the worst thing in the world. That title might go to standing in line for hours at a rental business or government office. Or maybe the worst thing is being at the dramatic conclusion of an awesome movie and having the power go out. Or maybe it’s just eating kale. Yes, that’s probably it.

Product Details

Celebrate the joys of the afterlife with this Yay! No More Kale! Tombstone Decoration! The hilarious prop is shaped like an old-fashioned tombstone and has a kale graphic on the front.

Features

• Cardboard tombstone
• Printed graphics on the front
• Insert stakes into base of tombstone, then into ground
• Measures approximately 20.5″ tall
• Shouldn’t be allowed to get wet