Just a Bit of Teenage Wit

If youve ever stared out a classroom window and imagined a far more dramatic lifecomplete with croquet games, suspicious friendships, and a flair for calculated chaosthis costume gets it. With its 80s-inspired edge and too-cool-to-care attitude, this Patchwork Prep Costume is for the one in the group who actually thinks. (And maybe low-key runs the whole story.)

This look doesnt scream for attention. It calmly observes the room and knows its the most interesting outfit there.

Design & Details

The costume includes a patchwork-style blazer thats practically dripping with 1980s cool. It buttons at the front for a crisp, polished fit, and the mix of patterns gives off an alt-academic vibelike someone who reads Dostoevsky and has a favorite poison. Underneath, the included shirt front mimics a dress blouse with a neat collar and an attached blue brooch, because judgment hits harder when it’s well-accessorized.

The gray plaid skirt has an elastic waistband for easy fitting and an intentionally classic vibe, perfect for dramatic entrances or brooding solo walks down hallways. The knee-high blue stockings tie the look together and add that finishing pop of color that says, I play croquet, but only ironically.

For the Deep Thinker With a Side of Drama

This outfit is for anyone whos ever felt like they were one witty internal monologue away from a dark teen drama. Its sharp, a little mysterious, and stylish in that too smart for this school kind of way. Add your best withering stare and an oversized croquet mallet (not included), and youre ready to stir the pot in true cinematic fashionjust dont get too attached to anyone.