The Real Thirst Trap

Alright, so you’re ready to take the phrase “thirst trap” to a whole new level. Forget about posting a selfie with no shirt onthis is how you get attention in 2024. Introducing the Thirst Trap Stainless Steel Cup Costume!

It’s not actually stainless steel (because, let’s face it, that would be wildly uncomfortable), but it does look like the cup everyone’s been obsessed with. You know the onethe giant one that holds enough water to drown a small plant but has somehow become the hottest accessory. Now, you can be the cup. That’s right, you’re the ultimate “hydration icon,” and everyone will be thirsty for your attention.

Product Details

This costume is made of 100% polyester, which, again, is not stainless steel because the goal is to win the Halloween party, not walk around as a giant kitchen appliance. The pullover tunic features a foam front with a fiber-filled handle that’ll make you feel like the human version of everyone’s favorite hydration vessel. The back? Jersey-knit, so it’s breathablebecause no one wants to actually sweat while pulling off this joke.

Oh, and the headpiece? It’s designed to look like a straw (obviously), with foam backing and an elastic band to keep it on your head. There’s also an instruction sheet for how to care for your costume, because you’re going to want to wear this thing more than oncetrust me.

Thirst Quenched

If you’re looking to get laughs and maybe even a few double-takes, the Thirst Trap Stainless Steel Cup Costume is your go-to for any costume party. It’s hilarious, clever, and probably the only costume that’ll have people calling you “hydration goals.” So go ahead, lean into the joke, and get ready to be the most refreshing thing at the party.

Features

• 100% polyester
• Foam front, jersey kit back, pullover tunic
• Fiber filled handle
• Foam backed plastic headpiece has an elastic band to secure on head
• One size fits most adults
• Instruction sheet for care of costume