Moose Tips

How do you stop a moose from charging? Take away its credit card! Just kidding, you really don’t want to confront a big ol’ moose like that. If a moose wants to pay with Visa or Mastercard, don’t get in its way. Just let it do its thing. The chance of a moose stealing someone’s identity is 100 percent less likely than a human stealing someone’s identity because only one moose in a million knows how to purchase goods and services. It’s not that they’re dull creatures, it’s just that human finance isn’t their strong suit. Instead, they excel at diving in still water to eat aquatic plants, surviving through tough winters in northern climates, and stoically posing in majestic nature scenes. Why learn to shop when you’re living the dream in the great white north?

Product Details

Now you can transform yourself into a mini moose at a moment’s notice! This soft-sculpted headband fits a variety of heads. The brown velour fabric features big moose eyes and jaunty ears. A cream-colored pair of antlers makes the species obvious to anyone who spots you. The perfect way to celebrate the majestic giants of the northern woods, this is a costume accessory that can be used again and again!

Features

• 100% polyester velour, felt, and fiberfill; 100% polyurethane foam
• Velour-covered plastic headband has soft moose face on top
• Face has foam-backed ears, fiberfill stuffed nose, embroidered eyes, felt antlers
• Antlers have wire ribs threaded inside, can be bent as desired
• Exclusively made by us