Break a Leg

Acting is one of those things that is as much mental as it is performative. Sure, you have all those elements that are external, and were not denying that those are very important! But the true difference between good acting and bad acting is not in the image that you project, it is in the depth of immersion that you have with your character. It is in the heart.

That is why skeletons tend to be such bad actors! They just really dont have any heart. They can act all they want, take as many courses as they can, and try their absolute hardest, but the fact remains: their performance is going to be barebones at best. That is why we here at have decided to even the playing field. Now, instead of skeletons having to try and fail to have heart, we are going to ask that all actors dress as skeleton versions of their characters so that everyone can feel good about being bad. Now thats using the old cranium!

Bad as a Bone

Now, looking like a skeleton flubbing a role isnt easy, so we have made these Sexy Bone Babe Womens Costumes to set the stage right for you. The one-piece suit dress is a classic of skeleton style, though we have altered it slightly to fit over the actual flesh and sinew of a living person. The giant black and white bowtie is also great for giving you that real formal living dead vibe.

Dog Bone

So, if you are looking for a way to look as skeletally, wickedly good on the outside as you feel on the inside, then this costume is for you! Just make sure you keep your distance from any dogs!

Features

• 100% polyester
• Jersey knit bone pinstripe dress w/ zipper down center back
• Zipper closure down center back
• Satin collar, lapels and sleeve cuffs
• Satin collar has a large felt bow attached and a satin tie