Cant Ear You

Usually, people with ears as big as yours have no trouble at all hearing when people talk to them. For you, though, it has always been a little harder. You have always had a lot of trouble hearing, which is why you went to the doctor to ask about your issue.

He said that you seem to have a condition called Aures Artificiales, also known as fake ear syndrome. The bunny ears that you put on every morning are, in fact, not actual ears. They dont help you pick up audible signals in the world. He apologized, but there was nothing to be done. Your condition is permanent (until you take the ears off, of course).

Product Details

Finding the perfect Men’s Sexy Bunny Costume is not as easy as people might think, but congratulations for achieving it! This Made By Us costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included shorts, collar, headband, bowtie, and cuffs are all that you will need to set yourself up for success. This stylish getup is nothing less that perfection, from the classy black and white colors to the perfectly sultry appeal of the cuffs and collar. From head to toe, you will look and feel just like you want in this costume!

Hare-y Situation

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Features

• 94% polyester, 6% spandex
• Shiny spandex shorts have an elastic waistband, white faux fur tail on the back side
• Plastic headband is wrapped in satin fabric, satin ears with posable wires
• White woven fabric collar has 1 button closure
• Black satin bow has an elastic band to secure around neck
• White woven fabric cuffs have snap closures
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