Don’t Make Eye Contact

This might sound weird, but have you ever been at a museum or in a decorated garden and felt as though the statues were…watching you? They seem lifeless and vacant, but you could have sworn you felt eyes on the back of your neck before you turned to look. Also, that statue was farther away before, wasn’t it? Oh, dear. This might not be good.

Product Details

You’ll be an unsettling sight in this exclusive Scary Sullen Statue Mask for Adults! The unisex silvery mask conceals your entire head and most of your neck. It’s molded to look like a blank-faced statue with carved hair. Eye holes allow you to (sort of) see where you’re going.

So Much Yikes

Landscaping usually makes home property value go up, but we doubt that this mask would have the same effect. If you stood in someone’s yard, people might assume that Medusa lives there, or that the statue uprising has finally begun. It was bound to happen someday.

Features

• Made of molded latex
• Covers entire head
• Access slit at back
• Eye openings allow limited vision
• Exclusively made by us