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Stone Cold CriminalWelcome to jail! Here's your regulation uniform. It's more practical than it looks, and that includes the hat. On the one hand, the stripes make you easy to pick out from a crowd in the case of a jailbreak. On the other hand, when you're
Welcome to jail! Here’s your regulation uniform. It’s more practical than it looks, and that includes the hat. On the one hand, the stripes make you easy to pick out from a crowd in the case of a jailbreak. On the other hand, when you’re digging a hole in your wall to freedom, a hat comes in handy for scooping out loose rock. The guards might as well hand you a regulation shiv.
You did the crime, so now you can do the time in this exclusive Prisoner Costume Hat for Adults! The unisex fabric cap has printed wide black and white stripes and is one size fits all.
Once you’ve got this hat to complete your prisoner costume, all you need to do is come up with a solidly awesome story about how you ended up in the crowbar hotel. Was it grand theft auto? Did you steal the president’s rubies? Swipe the Mona Lisa and make it all the way to Portugal before the law caught up? Impressive!
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