Trash Talk Chic

Some folks wake up and choose violence. You? You wake up and choose grump. This Plus Size Oscar the Grouch Costume Onesie is your official license to scowl through a party, glare at trick-or-treaters, and avoid small talk with absolute legitimacy. Its cozy, its cranky, and it speaks your truthloudly, rudely, and with a felt sign that literally says Scram.

Ideal for Halloween, couch lounging, or any Monday before coffee, this costume isnt about pretending to be grouchy. Its about finally being seen.

Design & Details

Made of 100% polyester faux fur, this jumpsuit is basically a wearable blanket with attitude. The zipper runs down the front, which means its easy to throw on during a last-minute identity crisis. Elastic bands at the wrists and ankles help keep your grouch contained without sacrificing comfort.

The hood brings Oscar to life with appliqued and embroidered eyes, plus a glorious unibrow made of long-pile faux fur that radiates dont-mess energy. Dangling from the shoulders is a printed Scram signbecause your outfit should do the talking while you quietly mutter insults to a nearby trash can. And yes, its officially licensed, so youre grouching with Muppet-sanctioned flair.

Grouch Goals Activated

Lets be honestlife isnt all rainbows and letter songs. Sometimes you need a look that says, No, I will not be participating in the group activity. This onesie lets you embrace your inner trash can philosopher and grumble in glorious comfort. So zip up, hunker down, and remember: being a little rough around the edges is way more fun when you’re fuzzy, green, and covered in judgment.

Features

• 100% polyester
• Faux fur jumpsuit has a zipper down center front, elastic bands on the wrists and ankles
• Top of hood has appliqued and embroidered eyes, long pile faux fur eyebrows
• Printed felt sign that says Scram hangs from cords attached at the shoulders
• Officially licensed
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