Look, manweve all been through our share of break-ups, alright? And weve all done the thing where weve started dating someone and things were going pretty okay in the beginning, but then it got really serious really fast and we kind of wanted to get out of there, but we didnt really know how to do it, so we kind of just let it keep going for way longer than we should have, and then by the end we were so done with that person and the relationship that we were pretty sucky in the way we dumped them.

Its happens! Luckily for us, weve learned from the error of our ways and now were pretty good about doing the Hey, we had a great time, but this just isnt working out for us talk face-to-face (even though it would be SO MUCH EASIER to just do it over text or ghost out), But you, friend, kind of need to take a good, hard look in the mirror and figure out if the way youre ending things with your former flames isnt just a lil severe. What we mean isis it really necessary to behead every lady you no longer want around? It feels pretty drastic to sentence a woman to death just because she said something she didnt like or you decided you liked someone else better, dont you think?

And we get it – youre the king, and you can do whatever you want, and you always look fantastic in this Plus Size King Henry VIII Costume, so its not like youre wanting for female attention. And yeah, so maybe you dont have to go the extra mile to cut things off (oh geezpun alert!) in a nice and delicate way, butdude, youre starting to get a reputation. And its not a good one. So just..think about it, okay? Like, divorce exists!

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