Scarecrow or Scarehuman?

So, youre kind of ditzy? Quirky in a fun way, but also very kind? You enjoy being generous, donating your time and treasure to local causes regularly? This is the very best costume for you.

Nothing scares people like a 180-degree personality shift in a single night! Wheres our delightful and blithe friend? they will ask. Boom! A scythe hurtles through the party and lands in the chip bowl.

Im right here, you will call with a broken cackle at the end. But Ive changed and I dont just mean I changed into this Womens Plus Size Creepy Scarecrow Costume I mean Ive become something dark tonight. Fear me, fools!

Just think of the havoc you can wreak at a party of all your unsuspecting friends when you suddenly become a maniacal sociopath for one night!

Product Details

ThisWomens Plus Size Creepy Scarecrow Costume is just what you need to make an impression at your next costume party. The costume comes with a plastic toy scythe that you can use to menace your enemies. The hat is printed with flannel-patch details and has a hair clip mounted inside to help it stay in place. A short length of rope helps cinch the costume neatly around your waist. The 100 percent polyester tunic has more printed details, including a very convincingly designed straw collar that looks very realistic and scretchy, but is actually very soft.

Outstanding in your Field

Scarecrows really dont get enough credit. They are a simple and elegant solution to the age-old problem of pests eating up precious crops. But on the other hand, hardly a thing is creepier than being in a field alone at night and suddenly coming upon a still and silent humanoid figure. You never know if its a friendly and brave scarecrow just doing its job, or a homicidal maniac who wants to add you to his collection of all too real scarecrows. Its 50/50.

Features

• 100% polyester
• Tunic has printed details and slips on over head
• Collar looks like scratchy straw but is soft with printed detail
• Rope belt ties around waist
• Hat has printed details and a hair clip mounted inside to help hold it in place
• A plastic toy scythe completes the look