Pilfer and Plunder

Here’s the thing about toddlers: Normal property rights and unspoken, understood social norms about who has a claim on what just don’t apply to them. Were you eating that bagel? Well, they saw it and they want it, so it’s theirs now. Sorry. Was another kid playing with that toy? Not anymore, because they’re about to commandeer it. A toddler would make an amazing natural pirate. It’s a good thing for the rest of us that they don’t have access to cannons.

Product Details

Hoist the Jolly Roger, because your little one is ready to terrorize the Spanish Main in this exclusive Pirate Costume for Toddlers! The unisex outfit’s pullover shirt features sewn-on black vest panels, one side of which is printed with a skull and crossbones graphic. Its wrists and hemline are jagged to match the red and black pants’ hemline. The long black sash can be tied as desired around your child’s waist and is a great place to stash a prop or two. The rectangular black scarf can be folded and tied around the head.

Belay, Me Hearties!

It’s Halloween: a pirate’s favorite holiday! Any buccaneer would be delighted to participate in a tradition where taking candy is the name of the game. They don’t even have to threaten anyone with their cutlasses and daggers. Most people are only too happy to hand over their sugary treasures to adorable little pirates. If Blackbeard had known about this hack, he would have been a lot more popular.

Features

• 100% polyester
• Pullover shirt has elastic sleeve cuffs and sewn-on vest panels
• Printed skull and crossbones on left vest panel
• Pants have elastic waistband
• Shirt and pants have jagged hemlines
• Tie long narrow waist sash as desired
• Tie rectangular 14″ x 24″ scarf as desired
• Exclusively Made By Us