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In search of a good brain surgeonAre you a scarecrow who longs for something more? Maybe you're tired of the same old 24-hour shift out in the field, day in and day out, doing the same old thing... with no vacation or upward advancement even available, no
Are you a scarecrow who longs for something more? Maybe you’re tired of the same old 24-hour shift out in the field, day in and day out, doing the same old thing… with no vacation or upward advancement even available, no matter how long you’ve been on the job. Maybe you’d like to try a different profession, like teaching or plumbing. There’s only one problem: You don’t have a brain.
While having a brain isn’t a requirement for every job (you could do quite well in politics), most places won’t hire you if you don’t at least have some kind of brain. But since your current job pays so terribly, you can’t afford a regular brain transplant. But don’t despair! We know of a brain surgeon who’s offering bargain prices for his work. He really elusive and never does house calls, but he’s a real wizard when it comes to giving out new brains. All you have to do is track him down, and he’s sure to give you one, too!
Start your quest for a new brain right with ourPlus Size Wizard of Oz Scarecrow Costume. The exclusive costume is made of 100 percent polyester knit and burlap fabrics. It includes a shirt, pants with an attached rope belt, a hood and a hat. The shirt has raffia “straw” peeking through at various areas, while the pants also have “straw” pushing out at the cuffs, along with multi-colored applique patches. The pants also have an elastic waist for comfy wear. The hat includes “straw” bits around and fits snugly over the hood, which has an inner fabric lining for comfort.
No insurance? No problem! This brain surgeon does everything under the table… or, behind the curtain. So hurry up and go get your new brain!
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