The Dream Job Dress Code

You know how everyone tells you to “dress for the job you want”? Well, if that job involves haunting the dreams of suburban teens and delivering razor-sharp one-liners while looking like a walking crime scenethis is your sweater. Freddy Krueger didnt just make nightmares terrifyinghe made tattered knitwear look weirdly iconic. And guess what? Now you can too.

Slip this on and you’re halfway to becoming the ultimate sleep-deprived menace. All thats left is a glove full of knives, a very specific hat, and a wildly inappropriate sense of humor.

Product Details

This officially licensed Nightmare on Elm Street sweater is 100% polyesterwhich means its not made of dreams, but it is comfy enough to nap in (though we wouldnt recommend it). The red and green stripes are instantly recognizable and deeply unsettling, which is the perfect combination for scaring your neighbors and impressing horror movie nerds.

And the best part? This thing already looks like it’s been through a few boiler room brawls. It’s tattered, its grimy, its got that I fell asleep on the wrong side of Elm Street vibe built right in. Just add your own terrifying grin and unblinking eye contact to complete the look.

Ready, Set, Freddy

This sweater is your one-way ticket to Dreamlands least safe Airbnb. So grab it, wear it, and dont forget: if someone asks why you look like a horror icon, just whisper One, two, Freddys coming for you and walk away slowly.

Features

• 100% polyester
• Classic red and green stripes
• tattered, worn and dirty look
• Officially licensed
• NOTE: Mask, hat, glove and pants sold separately