Dress For Success!

If you were planning on leading a gang of delinquents on an “ultra violent” rampage through the city, you would probably want to look the part of an edgy crimelord, right? What are you envisioning for an outfit? Maybe a classic all-black look, complete with a flapping black cape trailing behind you. Maybe you’re more punk, with silver chains hanging out of your pockets, thick black boots and spiked green hair. Or do you prefer a clean black suit, white shirt, black tie combo like most of the famous gangsters of old? You know you need to make the right impression so that people take you seriously and see you as a true threat. So what are you thinking?

…A pair of white long johns and a bowler hat?

Um, we have to be honest, that’s not exactly the first picture we see when we try to think up ruthless criminals. But maybe that’s part of your plan. Maybe you’re trying to really throw people off their game. If you see someone dressed in a black trenchcoat and black shades, you know you’d better give them a wide birth. If you see someone running down the street in white long johns that have tan underwear over them, you know… Well, honestly, you still know to give them wide berth, because who runs down the street wearing underwear over long johns and nothing else but a bowler hat? You might need to rethink your plan here.

Product Details

Catch everyone’s attention with this Men’s Clockwork Cult Costume. The white, long-sleeved long johns are 100 percent polyester and include tan underwear attached over them, along with connected white suspenders. It’s a look no one will see coming!

Clothes Make the Man

Okay, we’re still not totally convinced that this is the outfit you want to be wearing when you’re wreaking havoc and fleeing from the police. But then again, we’re not amoral criminals, so what do we know?

Features

• 100% polyester
• Stretchy jumpsuit has hook and loop fastener down center back
• Pair of pants/underwear have elastic waistband
• Pair of white suspenders attach to the underwear
• Black hat is one size fits most