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Alright guys, drop a beat and get ready for the most amazing wrestling match of your life. By the way, how's your range? If you're going to sing along then you'll have to hit the high notes.Ahh-aa-aa-ahhHe flies through the nightAhh-aa-aa-ahhDon't you mess
Alright guys, drop a beat and get ready for the most amazing wrestling match of your life. By the way, how’s your range? If you’re going to sing along then you’ll have to hit the high notes.
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
He flies through the night
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
Don’t you mess with his eggs now
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
Or you’ll see him fight
Great song, right? We could have continued on but you get the idea. Just to make sure you know, we have both feathers and the muscles of men. Cause we’re birds of war and also men. Ok, get the concept? Cool.
You’ll be ready to honor the troops when you dress in this licensed Always Sunny inPhiladelphiaBirds of War costume. This exclusive Made-By-Us look comes with a sculpted eagle headpiece and a pair of feathery sleeves. Pair the ensemble with camo shorts and tan boots to give your costume a military twist. Afraid of entering the ring withoutrippin’ abs? Don’t worry about it! All you need is some brown greasepaintto give people the illusion of a popping six pack even if allyou’resporting is a spare tire. With a costumethis good, your night is sure to take wing!
If you want to volunteer your time, there’s no better way than entertaining the troops. They might not quite understand what you’re doing for them but it’s the thought that matters, right? Sure, you don’t have any great wrestling moves but isn’t wrestling all about the back story and the amount ofpomp a person takes to the stage? What could go wrong with this flawless plan? So pair up with the gang and see what happens when you get in touch with your patriotic side!
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