Pick Your Pace

Everyone knows that slow and steady wins the race, but we don’t live that way in today’s world. It’s all hustle and bustle and this appointment and that meeting. It’s all work and play and exercise and volunteer projects and happy hours and go, go, go, go, go!

But not…for you. You have been called many things by your pack of pals, but “Snail” is the most common. You move at a slower speed. You don’t rush out the door in the morning. You take a long time to answer the question “How are you?” with a genuine response. You like to simply sit and look at the rain falling, doing nothing. You know that productivity is overrated. And you are comfortable moving at your own pace in life. This Adult Inflatable Grumpy Snail Ride-On Costume, then, should be right up your alley! It’s a hilarious look that makes it appear as though you are hitching a ride on top of a rather disgruntled, oversized snail. Your friends will get a kick out of seeing your nickname come to life, and you will love that you can walk around as slowly and patiently as you choose all Halloween long, without being rushed!

Product Details

This costume looks complex, but it’s actually just inflatable pants that you pair with your own shirt. A battery pack and fan keep the look inflated, and your feet help locomote the snail, while the “human” legs are decoys. It’s a riotyou’ll be an instant party hit!

Take it Slow

So go ahead and walk instead of drive, pour over your coffee by hand instead of drip brewing it, churn your own butterwhatever you like. Slow processes are often the best, so enjoy the nice, slow, ride!

Features

• 100% polyester windbreaker fabric
• Pants have drawstring waist
• Fan inflates the jumpsuit
• Requires 4x AA batteries (not included)
• One size fits most