Snack Break

Here’s the thing: A Hostess Twinkie is technically called a snack cake, right? So if we eat it for a mid-morning pick-me-up or as a midafternoon munchie, we don’t have to feel guilty about eating dessert between meals? Look, we don’t make the rules. If it’s called a snack, it’s a snack. Its delicious golden exterior holds a thick center full of fluffy frosting, but never mind that. Nothing to see here.

Product Details

Look ridiculously yummy in this officially licensed Hostess Twinkies Costume for Adults! The unisex polyester tunic fastens behind the neck and is backed with foam to help it keep its shape. The front is shaped like an oval, and printed to resemble the golden exterior of the famous treat. Three round white graphics simulate holes full of sugary frosting. The Twinkies logo is printed on the bottom left. Wear it over your preferred lightweight outfit and remember: It’s only a costume. If you’re hungry, don’t start chewing on your sleeve.

So Good It’s Almost Wrong

Why is it that homemade frosting never tastes quite like a Twinkie’s center? And what is it made of, anyway? It practically has no expiration date. If you’re going to a party dressed in this Twinkie costume and you’re worried about meeting people, you could try asking your new acquaintances what their theory of the subject is to spark a lively debate. Either that, or you could just bring Twinkies to share. That goes a long way toward making fast friends!

Features

• 100% polyester fabric; 100% polyurethane foam
• Tunic has hook & loop fastener at back of neck
• Tunic is foam-backed fabric
• All-over printed graphics
• Officially licensed