More Ketchup, Please

Not to diss the other condiments, but ketchup is clearly the best. Even french fries, those perfect little crunchy potato treats, are made so much better by dipping them in ketchup. (You dip yours in mayo? Get out of here. Out!) Ketchup jazzes up burgers, hot dogs, and any grilled food, tastes great in sloppy joes, and even works in sauces. Honestly, everyone should carry around a little pack of ketchup with them at all times. You know, for emergencies.

Product Details

When someone says, “Please pass the ketchup,” you’ll be ready! This officially licensed Heinz Ketchup Squeeze Bottle Costume for adults is a hilarious way to rep one of your favorite condiments. The outfit consists of a red tunic shaped like a squeeze bottle, with a white band on the bottom to resemble a lid. The front is printed with a Heinz ketchup label, complete with a tomato. Roomy arm holes and leg openings allow you to wear it over a pair of lightweight street clothes.

The One Thing You Need

You could have prepared a delicious burger, with hand-cut curly fries or gourmet tater tots, but if you don’t have ketchup, you might as well throw the whole plate in the trash. No, we’re not kidding. People who take their ketchup seriously are just the kind of people that everyone likes to see at parties. Maybe they’ll even bring extra ketchup packets to hand out to friends. That would raise them up to Partygoing Superhero status.

Features

• 100% polyester
• Pullover foam tunic with jersey backing
• Ketchup graphics on the front
• One size fits most
• Officially licensed