What’s Your Damage?

Wielding power has never looked so pastel. This Adult Heather Duke Costume is for the girl who’s ready to graduate from wallflower to croquet queenwith a vengeance. Perfect for dramatic entrances, passive-aggressive compliments, and dominating every backyard sport that involves a mallet. Green isn’t just a color, it’s a whole personality shift.

This look says, Im done being number two, and then politely asks for a Diet Coke. Serve up serious 80s prep realness in a look thats bold, bossy, and just a little bit scary in the best way.

Product Details

This costume includes a sharp turquoise cropped jacket that practically screams Im in charge now, complete with plaid-covered buttons and a matching plaid pocket square for bonus attitude. The shirt front gives the illusion of prim and proper while youre plotting absolute chaos underneath.

The pleated plaid skirt ties it all together in classic country club fashionperfect for stomping across a lawn or into a showdown. Pair it with white socks, black heels, and the ability to side-eye someone into submission. (Croquet mallet not included, but highly encouraged.)

Mallet Not Required, But Highly Recommended

You’re not just dressing upyoure claiming your spot at the top of the clique food chain. Step into this ensemble and get ready to rewrite the social order or at least own the group photo. Red scrunchie not included, but honestly? You dont need it.

Features

• Jacket, collar back, skirt:100% polyester, Collar front: 80% polyester 20% cotton
• Poly twill jacket has fabric covered buttons, set in shoulder pads
• Woven broadcloth shirt has jersey knit back panel, hook and loop fastener on the back of the neck
• Poly twill skirt has an elastic waistband on the back
• Made By Us Exclusive
• NOTE: socks and mallet sold separately