Funny Bones

Is there a Halloween look that is as timeless as a skeleton costume? Sure, there are lots of classic costumes mixed among all the superheroes and mermaids, but we arent sure if any of them can hold up to a skeleton suit. Think about it. Skeletons are equal parts creepy and comicaltheyre always leaping out of closets and then immediately collapsing on themselves. Plus, skeletons give us plenty of opportunity to tell too many dad-jokes to our children. Here are a few of our favorites that you can try out with your kiddos, just in time for the Halloween season!

Why do skeletons hate the fall?

The wind cuts right through them!

What do you call a skeleton that uses a doorbell?

A dead ringer!

When does a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles their funny bone!

Did we tickle your funny bone at all? Perhaps not, those jokes were bone dry still nothing? Alright, well either way, our jokes raise a couple excellent points about children dressing like skeletons for Halloween. Since they can scare us out of our skins, they must use their manners by ringing the neighbors doorbells. And they need to be dressed properly for the weather.

Product Details

Since skeletons have no skin, we can assume they are rather affected by the chilly winds of the fall. Thats not a great way to spend a night of trick-or-treating, but with this Skeleton Costume, your kiddo will be wrapped from head to toe in a polyester-spandex blend hooded jumpsuit. The hood will help keep the heat in but also can be lowered so that the wearer is able to enjoy their Halloween treats. Skeletons, in the dark, are a little tricky to see sometimes (thats why theyre so good at spooking us from closets) but the printed skeleton on this jumpsuit glows in the dark, so youll be able to see your kiddo all Halloween night.

Skeleton Stroll

Get your kiddo ready for a classically spooky and fun Halloween with this Glow Skeleton Costume. Theyll have the appearance of a creepily glowing skeleton but wont need to worry about the chilly wind cutting through their bones. Of course, theyll also keep the neighborhood laughing as they stroll the street singing trick-or-treat!

Features

• 91% polyester, 9% spandex stretch-knit fabric
• Jumpsuit has back zipper from waist to base of neck
• Hands and feet are fully enclosed
• Hood portion closes w/ strip of hook & loop fastener up the back
• Hood can be lowered for vision, eating & drinking
• Printed skeleton on suit front glows in the dark after exposure to strong light