Shuffleboard Queen in Training

Some kids want to be superheroes. Others? They want to be Barbara from bingo night. This Girl’s Little Old Lady Costume is the ultimate tribute to cardigan culture, floral prints, and bedtime at 7 PM. It’s the kind of costume that gets laughs and compliments from all age groupsespecially the actual grandmas who will absolutely say “I have that exact same dress!”

Perfect for Halloween, a 100th Day of School costume, or just an afternoon of play that includes yelling at the neighborhood squirrels, this costume taps into the classic comedy of acting older than your age. There’s just something hilarious about a tiny person with giant glasses, fluffy slippers, and the serious attitude of someone who’s seen things (like when soda was a nickel and phones had cords).

Costume Details

The costume features a pink and blue floral-print polyester nightgown with a boxy, loose fit that’s all about cozy grandma vibes. It’s got those essential patch pockets up front, ready for pretend tissues, hard candies, or notes about which neighbor’s dog keeps digging in the garden. The dress is 100% polyester, so it’s soft, durable, and easy to slip on and off during quick retirement home wardrobe changes.

While the accessories like the wig and glasses aren’t included, they definitely take the look to sitcom levels of funny. Bonus points if your little one insists on using phrases like “back in my day” or pretends to fall asleep mid-sentence.

Old Soul, Young Feet

Whether she’s shuffling across the living room with an imaginary walker or showing up to a party ready to judge everyone’s casserole, this Little Old Lady Costume is a certified classic. It’s funny, creative, and gives your kid a whole new character to playcomplete with sass, stories, and maybe a pretend cat named Muffin. Because growing up is fun, but pretending to be 84? That’s hilarious.

Features

• 100% polyester
• Boxy cut dress with floral print, hook and loop fastener down center back
• Functional pockets on the front
• NOTE: wig, glasses, necklace and socks sold separately