It’s Not “Theft,” It’s “Scavenging”

It’s kind of hard to build an honest living when your home is an arid, hot and sandy desert. You could try to herd animals, but they have to be able to survive harsh temperatures. Plus, that sounds like too much work. Here’s a better idea: What if you ambushed travelers, stole their important belongings, and then re-sold them to other travelers? It’s not exactly an “honest” living, but no one’s perfect.

Product Details

Prowl your desert planet home looking for scrap to barter when you wear this Fade Eye Desert Dweller Costume for Kids! The unisex costume features an ankle-length robe made out of soft brown fabric. The sleeves, hemline, and hood edges are all intentionally jagged because desert life is hard on clothes. A same-fabric belt ties around the waist, and a pair of brown faux leather sashes criss-cross over the chest. The hood has a black flap that conceals your face and is set with a pair of plastic “eyes” that glow yellow when activated. The outfit also comes with a pair of black gloves.

Desert Traveler

Living where you do can be a rough experience. You’ve got to watch out for those guys wearing identical white armor who do the bidding of that creepy, wizened guy with the magic lightning fingers. You also have to steer clear of the do-gooders with the robes and the special sabers who don’t approve of your stealing business. Fortunately, you’ve got a big, fortress-like home that you can drive somewhere else whenever your current location gets too risky. It’s like an armored RV.