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Just in case you weren’t aware, vampires, werewolves, and other animals of the night aresoin. Everyone now loves the thrill and chill of the classic horror monsters. They have become (dare we say it?) monstrously popular.

Which is why it’s now totally cool and socially acceptable to go ahead and dress like a vampire or put on some werewolf ears. Go on. Put on that swanky black top hat with the long trench coat. Get yourself a lab assistant that is almost as crazy as you are. And, while you’re at it, don’t forget to purchase a fabulous pair of fangs. A good pair of pointy canine teeth can really up the ante when it comes to monster wear.

For instance, you could purchase these Retractable Fangs from Scarecrow. Not only does it come with a pair of long pointy caps to go over your own teeth, but this pair also has a mechanism that moves with your jaw that will allow the fangs to retract. Their default position is down, but know that you can hide them if you wish. Pretty gnarly, right? Now do us a favor and smile. We’dloveto see those pearly whites…

Features

• Device fits over one molar with thermoplastic fitting material
• Small jaw movement causes fangs to retract
• Device does not impede speech
• NOTE: THIS ITEM IS NOT RETURNABLE IF YOU HAVE OPENED THE PACKAGE