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Where There's Smoke There's HellfireWhen people think of hell, they often simply consider the open pits of brimstone and gnashing demons of the river Styx. Here's the thing, that's what hell is like for the commoners. When you're an upscale hell resident,
When people think of hell, they often simply consider the open pits of brimstone and gnashing demons of the river Styx. Here’s the thing, that’s what hell is like for the commoners. When you’re an upscale hell resident, you live in an exclusive section that’s totally different. Don’t get us wrong, it’s not like the rich live in luxury. It’s just that in fancy-schmancy hell you’ve got to wear heels and a tie while being tormented. This side of the Styx, the stalactitesand stalagmites are more glittery. It’s actually kind of beautiful to watch the fire glint off the crystalline rock formations. Oh, and every Friday night, the personal torments end for horror hour which is basically cocktails on a Styx-side patio. The devil plays the fiddle and the fancy sinners all do their best to clap in approval. No one’s going to let the master of hell know when notes are falling flat. It’s no wonder why the devil is confident enough to bet his golden instruments in fiddling contests. Everyone needs a critic!
Becoming a fancy devil is smooth with this velour devil costume. The jacket buttons up the front with false pockets in the front. A tail is fixed to the back with a fork on the end. The whole look is topped off with classic red horns, making yourhellish background obvious toany other party goers.
If you can’t choose between swanky and ominous this Halloween, this costume is the way to go! You’ll feel smooth as you cha-cha and swing with mere mortals all evening. In the velour jacket, you’d look right at home chompin’ on a cigar and talking boundary lines with a bearded Saint Peter. Just leave that fiddle of yours at home. When you’re dressed up this swanky, a saxophone seems more up your alley.
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