More Gloom and Doom, Please

Everyone is entitled to their own interests. Yours are just a little… different than most people’s. For instance, you have no desire to bedeck your dorm room at boarding school with colorful posters of kittens and pop stars. You’d much prefer to have Gothic images of black widow spiders, shipwrecks, and other uplifting things. Also, you’re just not a peppy individual. You care in your own way, but other people should still beware: You’re happy to release flesh-eating creatures into the school common areas if your enemies cross you.

Product Details

If you’re full of woe inside, you should consider checking out this Creepy Coed Costume Dress for Girls! The approximately knee-length dress fastens at the back and is made of striped grey and black fabric with frayed ribbon piping. The long sleeves end in white cuffs to match the old-fashioned, pointed white collar. A row of decorative black buttons is sewn to the front. Braid your hair in two pigtails, add your favorite pair of combat boots, and you’re ready to take on monsters and humans alike!

It’s Not Creepy, It’s Creative

So what if you’d rather spend time perfecting a mini guillotine and testing its effects on your brother’s toys than pursuing more cheerful pursuits? You’re being true to yourself, and that’s what’s important. Besides, it’s not like the rest of your family is that normal, either. Besides, if we’re sticking to the old adage that normal is just a setting on the dryer, you’re really being very inspirational, spookiness and all.

Features

• 100% polyester
• Polyester knit woven fabric dress
• Jersey knit back side has hook and loop fastener
• Elastic waist back side
• White collar and white sleeve cuffs