Get Off My Lawn (But Make It Adorable)

Some kids dress up like superheroes. Others? They want to be a cranky grandpa with opinions about kids these days and bedtime at 6:00 PM sharp. If your kid has an old souland maybe a suspiciously convincing fake coughthis Boys Old Geezer Costume is ready to shuffle into the spotlight.

Product Details

This costume comes with a one-piece jumpsuit that does all the hard work. Its made from polyester and printed to look like a full outfit: a plaid button-up shirt layered over a blue long sleeve, plus a brown vest for maximum retirement-home fashion points. The bottom half looks like classic tan trousers, complete with an attached faux belt for that been wearing these since 1974 energy.

It fastens in the back, so once its on, your little geezer is ready to wander the neighborhood in search of candy or someone to complain to about the price of snacks. Want to push the look further? Add a gray wig and some oversized glasses (sold separately), and youve got the full grumpy-grandpa transformation.

For the Kid Whos 8 Going on 80

Whether its for Halloween, a school play, or just a surprisingly committed bit of pretend, this costume turns any kid into the resident curmudgeon in record time. Its easy to wear, hilariously detailed, and perfect for any child who thinks modern music is too loud and everyones moving too fast. Just be warned: once they start waving their cane and calling people whippersnappers, theres no going back.

Features

• Polyester fibers
• Jumpsuit is designed to look like a shirt, vest, and pants
• Belt has a plastic buckle, secures around waist
• NOTE: wig, glasses and tights sold separately