Sob Story

It’s a cold fall day, and as soon as you step outside your front door, the whipping wind whisks into your windpipe and makes you sneeze. Uh oh – the sneeze turned into a fountain and now you’re dripping! What to do? Do you use your sleeve? Um, you could, but gross. Or do you just pray it dries up on its own? The luck may be in your favor, but we doubt it. What you need is a tissue to save the day (and your face!)

Product Details

Looking for a hilarious costume? Your wish is our command! This Box of Tissues Costume for Adults is sure to win lots of laughs (and maybe a few tears of mirth – does anyone have an actual tissue?) The square-shaped pullover tunic is printed with clever designs to look like a tissue box, including the words “Sniffles” as the product title, an image of a crumpled tissue, and the words “Super Soft.” The attached white headpiece has a hole for your face and looks like a tissue poking out of its box.

Best Friend in a Box

Whoever invented the tissues deserves a round of applause, a paid vacation, and maybe a medal of worldwide service. Yes, prior to the tissue box, there was the handkerchief, but after you blew your nose on it, you still had to carry around a wadded-up fabric square full of germs. Commemorate humanity’s genius with your equally genius costume – but please don’t let anyone blow their noses on you because that would be really disgusting.

Features

• 100% polyester
• Polyurthane foam backed tunic is made to look like a box of tissues
• One size fits most