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Bringing the HeatWhen you say "I want to be something hot for Halloween," what costumes come to mind? Do you think of a shirtless gladiator, a peppy nurse, or something tight and glittery? Those are fine, but let's think bigger. Let's think hotter! Let's t
When you say “I want to be something hot for Halloween,” what costumes come to mind? Do you think of a shirtless gladiator, a peppy nurse, or something tight and glittery? Those are fine, but let’s think bigger. Let’s think hotter! Let’s think of being something that is actually capable of starting a blaze. Sexy costumes are fun, but the really “hot” ones are those that make Smokey the Bear ask you to stay at least twenty feet away from all forests at any given time.
“Strike” a pose when you wear this Book of Matches Costume for Adults! The pullover tunic reaches to your mid-thigh and has comfortable neck and arm holes so that you can wear it over your choice of lightweight outfit. The back panel is made of breathable fabric. The front foam-backed panel is a papery tan color and is printed with graphics to make it look like an open matchbook. The torso area features an image of a row of matches, while the area around the neck hole is printed with the words “Call me!” and a fake phone number.
Why don’t more people carry matches around? They’re much cooler and more retro than a boring old lighter. Also, when you have a book of matches in your pocket or in your tote bag, you’ll always be just a few easy steps away from having an awesome bonfire. Whether that’s legal or not is a different question. Stop spoiling the fun and enjoy your toasted marshmallows, ok?
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