The Absence of Proof

So, it didn’t work out. Internet culture set the date for September 20, 2019. The curious people of the internet were going to raid Area 51 and demand that the U.S. government reveal any secret aliens they had living inside. What actually happened looked a little more like a family reunion, with people playing games and having a few refreshments. We heard that there was even a DJ… but the important part is that we didn’t learn anything about aliens.

Well, we still believe in aliens. Just because the first attempt didn’t uncover anything doesn’t mean that aliens don’t exist! The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence! We think this requires further investigations and perhaps you this Adult Area 51 Escapee Costume will help you explore some of the alien mysteries of the world!

Product Details

This Adult Area 51 Escapee Costume transforms you into an alien on the loose! It starts with a bright orange shirt that has a fastener at the back of the neck for fitting. It also has “Property of Area 51” printed on the front to let everyone know where you came from! The matching orange pants feature an elastic waistband to ensure a snug, yet comfortable fit. Finally, the molded latex mask completes your transformation! It’s bright green and has big, black, bulbous eyes in front to give you the “little green man” sort of look. Once you put it all on, you’ll be ready to explore extra-terrestrial enigmas in the universe!

Alien Secrets

Now, we don’t suggest heading up another raid on Area 51 when you wear this costume. It didn’t work so great the first time… but it might help get you find the perspective you need to uncover some of the great alien secrets of the world!

Features

• 100% polyester
• Shirt has hook & loop fastener at back of neck
• Printed graphics on front and back
• Pants have elastic waistband
• Molded latex mask covers entire head
• Small eye openings allow restricted vision