Glowing and Groaning Since 1684

Looking for a skeleton with a little more… zest? The 5FT Poseable Crazy Bones Neon Green Skeleton Decoration is here to light up your space and your life, one unblinking stare at a time. This isnt some dusty old bag of bones. This guys electric, dramatic, and deeply committed to hanging around wherever you need himliterally. From doorways to ceilings to suspicious corners of the room, hes got serious staying power (as long as gravitys on your side).

Design & Details

This five-foot-tall skeletal scene-stealer is molded in bold neon greenbecause sometimes the undead just want to stand out. His limbs are connected with hinge joints, so you can pose him however you like. Casual wave? Intense jazz hands? Existential shrug? Hes down for all of it.

The knee bolts can be tightened to lock him into position, perfect for anyone who likes their skeletons committed to the bit. Just a heads-up: he cant stand upright on his own. Youll need a metal stand (sold separately) or some creative leaning to keep him vertical and dramatic.

Bone Bright and Ready to Bite

Add a little highlighter-colored horror to your haunted setup with this neon green goofball. Hes poseable, eye-catching, and extremely chill for a guy with no internal organs. Stick him in a window, hang him in a tree, or prop him up for awkward family photoshes just happy to be included.