Clowning Around Just Got Terrifying

Remember when clowns were supposed to be fun? Yeah, us neither. Meet the Crouching Clown Red Animatroniches 35 inches of pure nightmare fuel and honestly, probably why birthday parties went extinct in the ’90s. This pint-sized horror show crouches like hes waiting to strike… because he is. He laughs, he sways, and those glowing eyes? They seem to say, You should have stayed home. Delightful!

And before you ask, yeshes exclusive. Meaning no one else in your neighborhood will have quite this level of unsettling lawn decor. Youll be the talk of the town! Or at least the subject of several HOA complaints and a few concerned neighbor texts. Either way, we call that a win.

Design & Details

This little bundle of dread is crafted with a metal frame, creepy plastic features, and polyester fabric clothing that’s a terrifying mashup of “kid’s party” and “nightmare clown.” He sways side to side, cackling loud enough to creep out the whole circus, and his glowing eyes follow you like a judgmental mall Santa. Volume control lets you adjust how aggressively he haunts the living.

Activate him with a step pad, set him to “Try Me” for impromptu jump scares, or use the sensor mode for those brave enough to walk past. He works great indoors or in covered outdoor spacesjust dont let him get wet unless you’re into haunted plumbing. For outdoor use, plug him into a GFCI outlet unless you want to test your luck and your homeowner’s insurance.

Sideshow of Screams

If your Halloween vibe leans more unsettling carnival than cozy pumpkin patch, the Crouching Clown Red Animatronic is basically your spirit animal. Just… maybe dont make eye contact too long. He really doesnt like that.

Features

• Metal frame, plastic, polyester fabric clothing
• Sways side to side while crouching, creepy laughing, eyes light up
• Volume control, try me/sensor mode can be activated with step pad (sold separately)
• Can be used indoors or in a covered outdoor location (shouldn’t be allowed to get wet)
• If used outdoors, must be plugged into a GFCI (ground fault circuit interrupter) outlet
• Measures 35 inches tall, 24 inches wide
• Exclusive
• NOTE: The plug on this item may require an adapter (not included) for use outside the United States