VACANCY: ROYAL HATTER

Wonderland Employment Agency is looking for a probationary tailor to assist acompletely calm and loving monarch in the craftsmanship of elegant headwear. In addition to the creation of practically magical hats, the Royal Hatter typically fulfills the role of daily organizer of the Wonderland tea parties. Benefits include optional attendance to all Unbirthday Parties and an excellent mental healthcare plan, which we have found is in surprising demand for Wonderland tailors.

Requirements and skill sets for this position include a zany wit and impeccable style. No hat-making or tailoring experience actually required. Proper tea etiquette is an absolute requirement, however, we are completely open to your own definition of what that etiquette requires. (As you will be in charge of the tea parties, it is up to you to explain the rules for such engagements.) No training is provided for this position as the previous Royal Hatter is… indisposed.

DESIGN & DETAILS

Potential applicants to the position will be delighted to know that we can supply you with this Mad Hatter costume. This is a Made By Us exclusive that includes a pair of plaid pants and a vest front with printed designs appropriate for Wonderland wackiness. The maroon jacket gives you a lovely formal quality and the green bow tie finishes off the unique color palette required of a Mad Hatter. Of course, this look would not be complete without a top hat. This one features a maroon hat band and a printed tag on the side. All you need to supply is insanity!

BEWARE THE INTERVIEW

Once you acquire this Mad Hatter costume, you’ve actually already got the job. You’ll be the official Royal Hatter of Wonderland. Team up with any other Wonderland character to ensure the best of possible tea parties. Just watch out for the Queen of Hearts. She may want to interview you and that tends to go… poorly.

Features

• 100% polyester
• Frock coat jacket has cuffed sleeves, false pocket flaps, decorative metal buttons
• Vest front has buttons at center front, w/ 2nd row of buttons for double-breasted look
• Pants have elastic back waistband, false front fly
• Bow tie has elastic neck band
• Foam-backed hat has wire in brim edge for shape
• Exclusively, made by us!