Miss Misanthrope

It’s not that you hate humanity. It’s just that most of humanity gets on your nerves and rubs you the wrong way. Honestly, why are some people so cheerful? What’s with the interest in bright colors, smiley faces, kittens, and wishing their neighbors a good morning? It’s silly to focus on such trivialities when they could be researching the Bermuda Triangle or breeding black widow spiders in the depths of their basements. Such fools.

Product Details

Bring goth glamour to another level with this playfully spooky Creepy Coed Costume for Women! The minidress fastens up the back and is made of breathable fabric. The front of the bodice, the sleeves, and the skirt are all textured with black fringe and and printed with grey and black stripes. The wide white cuffs on the sleeves match the old-fashioned pointed collar. A row of decorative black buttons is sewn up the center front.

Ready for Wreaking Havoc

The great thing about a little black dress like this one is that it’s perfect for almost any situation. If you’re attending a new school and want to freak out your classmates, you can wear it with your steel-toed combat boots. If you’re dressing up for a dance or a costume party, you can style your hair into extra-fancy braids. But don’t do it because other people want you to, of course. Dress the way you do everything else: Because you like it that way and you don’t care if anyone thinks it’s spooky.

Features

• 100% polyester
• Polyester knit woven fabric dress
• Jersey knit back side has hook and loop fastener
• Elastic waist back side
• White collar and white sleeve cuffs