Heist Stakes

They say that money can’t buy happiness, but honestly it’s worth a try, right? The only thing is, where are you going to get your hands on a really big pile of cash so you can test whether your overall mood would be improved by a private jet and a trip to a tropical island? The bank is a good place to start, but unfortunately its owners don’t like to just give out free money. That’s lame, but there’s a workaround!

Product Details

Start your (fictional) life of crime with this hilarious Money Heist Jumpsuit and Mask Costume for Adults! The unisex red jumpsuit opens in the front and can be worn over lightweight street clothes in case you have to leave the disguise wadded in a dumpster somewhere (although we recommend saving it for next Halloween instead). False pockets on the chest and legs make it look like you could be carrying fake weapons. Secure the plastic mask with its handlebar mustache and pull the hood over your head. You’ll be practically unrecognizable!

The Best-Laid Plans

Ok, here’s how it’s going to go. Two of us will tunnel into the underground vault using hand shovels (they’re not as noisy.) The others will distract the tellers by making balloon animals. If the balloon animals don’t work, they can resort to using water pistols. Meanwhile, the safe-crackers will work on getting all of the money out of the vault and strapping it all into hot air balloons for the dramatic getaway. Sounds foolproof, doesn’t it?

Features

• 100% polyester gabardine fabric
• Jumpsuit has hook and loop fastener strips at center front, behind a decorative zipper
• False pockets at left shoulder and both hips
• Mask has elastic band around back of head, foam forehead cushion inside
• Small eye openings allow limited vision
• Officially licensed