The Birds Will Be Chirping

If hearing all the rumors is something you can’t get enough of, then we have good news. Now, everyone will naturally be drawn to you. They won’t be able to stop themselves from letting out the juiciest bits of gossip. Whether it’s about Terry stealing coworkers’ yogurts or a conspiracy theory about the lizard people living under the Denver International Airport, you won’t be left in the dark!

Why would everyone divulge all of this hearsay with you around? Well, that’s easy. Everyone loves to dish the dirt when huddled around the water cooler. Now they’ll do all of that huddled around you when you toss on this Adult Water Cooler Costume. We sure hope you’re thirsty because all of the tea is going to be spilled into your cup this Halloween!

All The Juicy Details

This costume has been perfectly designed to resemble a typical water cooler that you’ve seen in just about every office you’ve ever worked in or visited. The tunic will cover your upper body. There are openings on the sides that your arms will comfortably fit through. On the front of the tunic is the “brand name” THIRSTY with a small control panel graphic printed below it. The “spouts” for hot and cold water are sewn onto the front of the tunic.

Finally, if people at the party call you a jughead try not to be offended. We’re 99 percent positive that they’ll just be referring to the water jug hood you will be wearing to top off this fun costume!

Features

• 100% polyester fabric; 100% polyurethane foam
• Tunic has hook & loop fastener at back of neck
• Foam backed front panel, fabric back panel
• Printed graphics, foam spigots sewn to front
• Foam-backed hood has inner hood for positioning
• If desired, space between inner hood and outer shell can be stuffed with tissue or fiberfill to hold shape