So Much Cooler Online

Raise your hand if you’re pretty sure that the interwebs is run by aliens. What with all of the cat videos, super weird Google search autofill questions, and a LOT of bizarre pop culture memes, it would just make sense that some extraterrestrials are using it as their playground. Guess what? You’re right! A group of intrepid interstellars are trying to see if they can take over Planet Earth by conquering cyberspace. The problem is, they’re not exactly sure what Earthlings really want to see. Hence all of the random browser search questions. Shh. Nobody tell them that all we want to do is order cool costumes.

Product Details

Let your advanced skill with technology show when you wear this Metallic Cyber Alien Costume for Women! The black spandex jumpsuit fits like a glove and zips up the center of your back. It’s printed all over with graphics that makes it look as though it has amazing, complicated control panels and mechanical inner workings. The included iridescent vinyl harness has shoulder wings that connect down to a belt with a skirt-like panel that opens in the middle. Not only are you the mistress of cyberspace, but you’re also a fashion trendsetter!

Cyber Alien Planning Meeting

“If the humans aren’t responding to our 2000s nostalgia posts, we’ll have to up our game. Let’s see. What else do we know about them? A lot of them seem to like coffee, dogs, and obscure podcasts about serial killers. Great Venus! And they thinkwe’reweird!”

Features

• 95% polyester 5% spandex
• Spandex printed jumpsuit
• Jumpsuit has zipper down center back
• Metallic vinyl harness has elastic bands to fit on you body
• Wig sold separately