Can’t Catch Me (I Hope)

What would you do if you mixed up a bowl full of sweetly spicy batter, made a cutout cookie, put it in the oven, and removed it to discover that it was now walking and talking? We’d like to say that we’d be awed that we had somehow created a kind of life, but honestly, it’s a cookie. The fact that it can interact is secondary to the fact that it’s going to taste delicious. All we’re saying is that we understand all the people and animals in the Gingerbread Man fairy tale.

Product Details

Practice your running skills before getting into this exclusive Gingerbread Inflatable Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit zips up the back and is made of brown windbreaker fabric. A battery-operated fan is installed behind the right hip to keep the suit fully inflated while in use. Elastic at the wrists and ankles help to trap air inside the costume. The enclosed head features a clear view port inside the character mouth so that you can see where you’re going. The suit is decorated with an inflated Santa hat, bowtie and buttons, and is printed with “frosting” details.

Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice

Gingerbread men are traditionally a Christmas treat, but they’re so yummy that they would be welcomed no matter what time of year they make an appearance. This outfit is great for Yuletide parties and pageants, but feel free to normalize it around July, too. Just make sure you have a trustworthy friend to watch your back so that no one tries to find out for themselves whether that icing is real.

Features

• 100% polyester windbreaker fabric
• Costume has back zipper
• Elastic at wrists & ankles; ankle cuffs hidden by attached shoe covers
• Head is fully enclosed; clear view port in character mouth for limited vision
• Fan is installed above back right waistline
• Fan plugs into USB port on battery pack
• Battery pack can clip to clothing inside bodysuit
• Requires 4 AA batteries, not included
• Exclusively made by us