Prospecting may sound like a hard life, but its actually the best existence you could ever imagine. First of all, you get to be all by yourself every day. No crabby drones from HR leaning over your shoulder, no having to sign Jennys birthday card, no mandatory productivity meetings. Its just you, your pickaxe, and the buzzards circling around you in the sky. You get unlimited access to heavy explosives, firearms, whiskey, and beef jerky, so youll never be bored. And whatever youre prospecting for, whether its oil, gold, or whatever else it is that people prospect for, is going to make you a millionaire if you ever find it.

Also, no more long hours stewing in an uncomfortable car just to get to work. When you prospect, at the end of every day you build a campfire, eat beans, pitch a tent, get your seven hours, and when you wake up youre already right next to the hole youve been digging alone for seven months. Doesnt that just sound like a little slice of heaven?

Our Prospector Costume comes with the rugged shirt, hat, and bandana you need to really look like you havent seen another soul for years (not counting coyotes). Match this up with a grizzly beard, fake dynamite, and any other number of Western-themed accessories and everyone you meet will feel like theyre the ones who struck gold — just by running into you!

Features

• 57% polyester, 30% cotton, 12% rayon, 1% polyamide
• Plaid shirt has center front button closure
• Brown hat and red bandana included
• Pickaxe, gold pan and grizzled vernacular not included
• Exclusively, made by us!