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That's Not a LogOnce upon a time, Florida was the only place they roamed. The deep, murky bayous and moss-hung swamps were the perfect setting for them to float like harmless logs. People were more likely to avoid their habitats than seek them out - at lea
Once upon a time, Florida was the only place they roamed. The deep, murky bayous and moss-hung swamps were the perfect setting for them to float like harmless logs. People were more likely to avoid their habitats than seek them out – at least, everyone who really enjoyed having ten fingers and ten toes felt that way. Now, though, their popularity has exploded! People realized something about them that they hadn’t before: Sure, they are environmental garbage cans and can take a chomp out of a neighbor’s arm or leg if they’re hungry enough, but they’re also SUPER COOL. Those crazy teeth! Those humorous eyes! That really cute (if dangerous) grin! Who wouldn’t love to meet a gator?
Your kid will be smiling wider than a cold-blooded reptile in this fun, exclusive Goofy Gator Costume for Children! The snuggly jumpsuit is made of super-soft green fabric, with yellow-green detail on the chest to look like an alligator’s belly. The back is sewn with a perfectly swishy tail and alligator spikes. The hood fastens under the chin and features an alligator’s eyes, nose, and white chompers. The face frames your child’s head while he or she swims through the neighborhood looking for a dead bird’s carcass – or, more likely, a bowl of trick-or-treat candy.
Enjoy having a cool and comfortable costume this Halloween! If any real alligators try to make your acquaintance this year, please let them know that nibbling on people’s limbs is frowned upon here. If the zombies don’t get a pass, neither do they.
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