Wild Ways

Listen, some babies just cant be hemmed with your square society rules, ya dig? In this world, you either get busy livin or you get busy dyin, and even though this baby might only be 6 months old, they aint go no plans to let life pass them on by. Theyre looking for adventure, which means they gotta be out on the open road, feeling those motors runnin and letting those two fat wheels take em wherever that pavement leads!

Yeah, thats right: This babys gonna make it happen, and then take this world in a love embrace (whatever that means)! This means youve got one of two choices: You either get on the back of their bike (or hop in the sidecar, which would honestly be our preference, since it balances the motorcycle outafter all, have you seen the way your baby steers a bike??) or you get out of the way. Cause this baby is going somewhere fast, and youre in or youre eating his dust.

Product Details

But either way, before that baby peels outta the front drive, make sure he’s ready for some easy ridin’ with this Baby Born to be Wild Biker Costume! The jumpsuit includes a screen-printed vest and shirt, as well as attached blue velour pants that have snaps along the legs (for, you know, extra motorcycle riding comfort!). The shirt also has fake tattoo sleeves, saving you and your baby the hassle of inking up his arms with expensive, permanent drawings of bald eagles, American Flags, and sweet-but-manly hearts. The costume even comes with a red bandana that has printed skulls on it and can be fitted on your baby’s head with an elastic band. Basically, this Baby Born to be Wild Biker Costume has got all the rugged looks of a road toughened biker, but without all the reputation-busting and possibly law-breaking side effects of being in a street-tough motorcycle gang!

Features

• 100% polyester
• Jumpsuit w/ screen-printed vest and shirt
• Attached blue velour pants w/ snaps along the legs
• Fake tattoo sleeves
• Red bandana w/ printed skulls and elastic band