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first contact: todaySorry it didn't work, guys. If you're perusing this page, you probably know what we're referencing, but here's a primer: The curious people of the internet were going to raid Area 51 and demand that the U.S. government reveal any secret
Sorry it didn’t work, guys. If you’re perusing this page, you probably know what we’re referencing, but here’s a primer: The curious people of the internet were going to raid Area 51 and demand that the U.S. government reveal any secret aliens they had living inside in September 2019. What actually happened looked a little more like a family reunion, with people playing games and having a few refreshments. We heard that there was even a DJ… but the important part is that we didn’t learn anything about aliens.
But that can’t shake our belief. We think this requires further investigations and perhaps this Kids Area 51 Escapee Costume will help you explore some of the alien mysteries of the world! It starts with a bright orange shirt that has a fastener at the back of the neck for fitting. It also has “Property of Area 51” printed on the front to let everyone know where you came from! The matching orange pants feature an elastic waistband to ensure a snug, yet comfortable fit. Finally, the molded latex mask completes your transformation! It’s bright green and has big, black, bulbous eyes in front to give you the “little green man” sort of look. Once you put it all on, you’ll be ready to explore extra-terrestrial enigmas in the universe!
Disclaimer: we absolutely don’t suggest spearheading another raid on Area 51 when you wear this costume. It didn’t work so great the first time… but it might help get you find the perspective you need to uncover some of the great alien secrets of the world!
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