Be Concerned

There are a ton of things that any athlete needs to worry about before heading out into the field. Clearly, they want to have an awesome uniform. It should be something regal. Something that shows off your pique physique. And if it includes a deadly creature with the ultimate in speed or strength, all the better. But as much as the uniform is a big deal, there are plenty of other things that should be on the mind of anyone going for the gold. It isn’t your competition. It isn’t even if you are going to gain controlling stock in any rival businesses. It’s all about whether your hair is going to look fantastic for those action photographs!

Design & Details

White Goodman might not have all the best ideas, but he can confirm that getting a hold of this officially licensed Dodgeball White Goodman Wig and Mustache Costume Kit is a winning move. The wig is a mesh cap with an elastic edge that features a full head of synthetic hair inspired by the Dodgeball villain. The attached sideburns and Zappa-style facial hair hold their place with an adhesive backing. All that’s left is to tie the Purple Cobras headband as desired and the next step is (trying) to claim glory!

Features

• 100% polyester synthetic hair on mesh cap
• Wig cap has elastic edge for snug fit
• Mustache and goatee are self-adhesive with peel-off backing
• Wig has attached sideburns with self-adhesive peel-off backing
• Fabric headband has embroidered cobra logo at center; tie as desired
• Officially licensed
• Exclusively made by us
• NOTE: THIS ITEM IS NOT RETURNABLE IF YOU HAVE OPENED THE PACKAGE