It is the year 2017 — the distant future. Robot men have taken over the world. It was easy for them after they discovered the humans only weakness: being shot by giant lasers. Once humankind was taken care of, they could finally go about establishing a robot utopia. Free microchips at every participating robot grocery store. Hot and cold running oil in every robot apartment building. And all of the trees are replaced with robo-recharging stations. Truly a paradise. What a time to not be alive.

If you are a human but deep in your chest beats the cold, unfeeling heart of a robot, then you too may join the robots in their awesome new mechanical world. You will blend in perfectly with our Robot Hat, a shiny helmet with sweet antennae for receiving important robot signals. And remember: no one can hurt your feeling ever again if you dont have feelings. Beep.

Features

• 100% polyester metallic silver hat with red accents
• Three probes, two on the side and one on top
• A large hole is cut out for the face
• Hidden pocket inside with hook and loop fastener
• One size fits most
• Exclusively made by us