Whoa, Slow Down, There!

OK, OK, so we know this is a Soft Snail Hat and all, but we don’t want to hear any “slow” jokes, got it? In fact, we’re here to dispel all the stereotypes that snails are always the pokey laggers of the animal world. Did you know that they have actually discovered a rare species of racing snail, that is technically the 5th fastest land animal on the planet? These snails use geothermal energy from the Earth to power their little bodies across huge swathes of terrain in no time at all. And THAT is precisely the kind of snail this hat wants your child to become.

So maybe some of that isn’t true. But isn’t it a cool story? It’s just the kind of thing your kiddo can imagine when sporting this cute cap. In it, a child can beany kind of snail! A super-fast racing snail, an alien snail from outer space, a brilliant superhero snail, or just a regular old snailwho is best friends with a magical garden gnome.

Design & Details

This soft cap turns any child’s head into a brown snail. The eyes on the top are just too cute!Slow, fast, quiet, loud your little snail can be larger or smaller than life this Halloween!

Features

• 100% polyester fabric and fiberfill, 100% polyurethane foam
• Faux suede outer shell is stuffed with fiberfill and quilted in spiral pattern
• Soft-sculpted eye stalks on front have embroidered eyes
• Foam-backed tail at back of hat
• Lining has hook and loop fastener size adjustment band
• Exclusively made by us