No Bones, No Boundaries

Spineless Stanley may be missing a spine, but hes definitely not lacking in personalityor movement. This Animatronic Zombie Decoration doesnt lurch or crawl like your average walker. Nope. Stanley swats side to side in a serpentine motion like hes stuck in an eternal zombie interpretive dance. And with flashing red eyes and guttural groans, hes not subtle about it either. Whatever virus got to Stanley hit weird. And we love that for him.

Design & Details

Standing 67 inches tall, Spineless Stanley is built on a plastic stand and dressed in ragged polyester clothing with mossy green and muddy brown tones. His patchwork pants and gauzy layers give major just crawled out of a ditch energy, while his foam and plastic body sports a turquoise-green hue and scraggly gray faux hair that hasnt seen a brush in decades.

When powered on, Stanley sways left and right with a fluid, zombie-clunking motionan eerie movement thats unsettling specifically because of how not human it is. His glowing red eyes flash ominously, and he makes groaning, undead noises that will make your guests rethink standing too close. The arms are posable, so you can give him a wide, reaching stance or keep them tucked in for a bit more menace.

Operates with an on/off switch and runs on 3 AA batteries (not included). Intended for indoor or covered outdoor usekeep him dry, unless you want to deal with zombie mildew.

Dead Tired, Still Moving

Spineless Stanley is here to add a little weirdness to your undead collection. He doesnt chase, he doesnt screamhe just wobbles and stares into your soul with glowing eyes and a total lack of spinal structure. Which, honestly? Kind of iconic.

Features

• Plastic stand, polyester clothing, foam and plastic
• Posable arms, eyes flash red, swats side to side, zombie noises
• on/off switch, requires 3 AA batteries ( not included )
• Measures 67 inches tall
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