Problematic Polly

Pirates keeping parrots as pets is a mystery to us. First of all, a pirate would have to keep the parrot fed and safe while sailing the high seas. We imagine that could be a problem at times. Even if feeding wasnt a problem and the exotic bird was a valuable treasure to their marauding companion, their ability to learn human speech would be concerning. Sure, a talking parrot could relay gossip from rivals and wannabe mutineers. But if Polly was sharing more than requests for crackers, say their keepers secrets, they could cause plenty of sticky situations as well.

Honestly, wed say leave the bird at home. Unless of course, it could do more than squawk and look pretty

Design and Details

Experience the best pirate life with the most useful and quietest pet a pirate ever had! By combing vibrant red, yellow, and blue fabrics with soft-sculpted talons and facial features our jolly crew of designers created this versatile accessory. Improving this Polly was simple! By adding a zippered-pocket to the back, this plush purse provides a safe place to bury all your personal treasures. The attached shoulder strap gives you a variety of comfortable options for carrying your new pet as well. So, whether youre heading out for a long treasure hunting adventure or simply visiting a Halloween party, this silent companion is a must-have!

Features

• 100% polyester
• Parrot purse w/ attached shoulder strap
• Zipper down the back opens to a small pocket
• Exclusively, made by us!