There Goes the Neighborhood

Wow! Your house has really been through a lot since October first. We thought you might have a spider problem a few weeks back when webs began to appear throughout your bushes and front porch. Then there were the bats that seemed to be beating at your windows at all hours of the day. Then we thought the pumpkins were a way to bring some color to your decor. Then we saw there were scary faces carved into each one! We thought the final straw would be the freshly dug graves complete with gravestones all over your lawn. Now, that recordhas been topped with this creepy wooden coffin. Is there someone in it? There’s only one way to find out. and honestly? We probably don’t have the guts to open the lid. This just better be as far as you go. . . wait! Why are all these scary little ghouls and goblins wandering the streets? We’d better put our house up for sale before this neighborhood gets any worse.

Product Details

Unlike a real coffin, this coffin is lightweight and collapses when you’re ready to store it. The pattern makes it look like its been in a terrible tomb for a hundred years with subtle shades of brown and gold. Just in case people think this is just an intricate box, they’ll be set right with the infamous RIP on the lid. At five feet long this coffin will take your yard from snoozyto spooky in no time!

Dead on Decor

So, whether you decide to hide in this coffin and scare passers-byor you simply let it help your house look like one of Dracula’s cast offs. It pairs awesomely with our variety of skeletons and spider webs. Take it as far as you want just knowthat as long as this coffin is around, your decor is sure to be dead on!

Features

• 5 Foot Collapsible Wood Grain Look Coffin
• Coffin is made of fabric stretched over memory-wire frame
• Fabric is printed to look like weathered wood
• 5 feet long when assembled
• Lid attaches to coffin w/ hook & loop fastener tabs