Arach-No-File

As Halloween experts, we pride ourselves on being able to handle lots of scary things. Towering terrors staring at us from the corner? No problem! Plug that bad boy in and let them join every conversation about which is creepier, demons or Santa. Haunted houses? Obviously! We know every tip and trick to make yours great because weve tried them ourselves. Possessed dolls? We made one of our own! Wicked witches, that must be the original reason to stay out of the forest? We have a few advising us on how to conjure the next great costume. Even clowns stopped phasing our most squeamish cohorts.

Then we ordered a bunch of these Small Spider Pairs, and weve all caught a case of arachnophobia that has us longing to see them skitter right back out of here!

Product Details

We cant squish them, so were hoping youll offer these eight-legged creeps a cozy place to call home. See, weve tried to convince ourselves theyre not so bad. They dont move. Their legs and bulbous bottoms are made of plastic. And their eyes are simply painted red to look evil. Goodness, they even come as a packaged deal, which means theyre a bonded duomaybe looking to own a nest to raise a family. Theyre just a little too realistic for us to grow friendly toward.

More the Merrier

So, what do you say? Take a Pair of Small Spiders or two off our hands? We know theyll be happy on a cotton web or even left to stare blankly from a dusty bookshelf. At least, much happier than they are here, where not a soul claims to be an arachnophile.

Features

• Molded plastic spiders
• 2 black spiders with red eyes and fangs
• Each spider body measures 2 1/2″ long with 2 1/4″ legs