Avocadog?

Our list of best things is long and exact. There are no mistakes and no additions to be made to our perfect list. In fact, our list is #1 on our list of best lists! You might be interested to know that our list of best canine companions has dogs at #1. The #1 best battered and fried meat-filled fair food is the famous corn dog. Our favorite coronal solar phenomenon visible with the naked eye is the sun dog. Similarly, the #1 coronal lunar phenomenon visible with the naked eye is the moon dog!

Now we have finally finished our lists this year, and the last category was a doozy. Our #1 favorite large-seeded green fruit from the southern states and Mexico is the avocado! It is so smooth and delicious, and it narrowly beat the competition.

So recently we started combining lists just so that we have something to do here, which is how we came up with this costume. The #1 large-seeded green fruit from the southern states and Mexico combined with the #1 best canine companion. Ingenious, we know. So here it is… Enjoy!

Product Details

Treat your dog to the being the best of two lists with this Adorable Avocado Dog Costume. Nothing says #1 dog like a foam-backed velour avocado costume. How else could you show people at a glance your great love for the two best things on earth? The costume is attached with two hook-and-loop fasteners around the dog’s neck and abdomen. It is made from 100 percent polyester and 100 percent polyurethane foam.

Dog-amole?

Caution! This costume is very convincing, and people may think that your dog would make great Guacamole. We do not recommend this at all! Not only is the resultant dip disgusting, it is also very unhealthy. Again, please avoid making mystery avocados into emergency dip.

Features

• 100% polyester, 100% polyurethane foam
• Foam-backed velour costume
• Costume has straps w/ hook & loop fastener around dog’s neck & abdomen
• NOTE: THIS ITEM IS NOT RETURNABLE IF YOU HAVE OPENED THE PACKAGE